9211 shares
Gets axe stuck in leg "Pass the duct tape and paper towels, I'm not done"
91,587 shares
Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.
254,790 shares
Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock
479,791 shares
nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?
453,886 shares
Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf" Dad: "You mean your beard?"
412,950 shares
Wire strippers? You mean my finger nails?
260,191 shares
Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure
200,141 shares
children? You mean fuck trophies?
571,598 shares
Wears protective cup For the safety of others
404,268 shares
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?
197,372 shares
Laugh more daily
