my spectacular gf

my spectacular gf - I RECENTLY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL FOR A FEW RIBS AND COLLARBONE AND A BROKEN ARM AFTER CRASHING MY CAR INTO A WALL INTENTIONALLY JUST TO AVOID A FIGHT WITH MY FIANCE SHE WAS SO HAPPY THAT I WAS NOT DEATH THAT PROMISED NEVER BE ANGRY AT ME AGAIN Confession Bear

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I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me

i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her

I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag
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