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Dad! Can you hear that screaming?! Ignore it. Sounds like it's from our cellar. SCREAMING KEEPS THE WINE FRESH.
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Daddy, daddy! Can you wipe me? I'm busy. ...Doing what? Being a man
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Dad! I cut myself while shaving! I'm sure your face is fine. This wasn't on my face. DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS?
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Dad! I'm hungry! Not this shit again. Go fuck yourself. .........touche.
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Hide your kids! Hide your wives! It's me. I'm snatching the people up. You mean you're....? Rapin' errbody out hurr.
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Dad, Lizzy's teasing me! Hit her. Now she's crying. Hit her again.
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Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.
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Dad! I need your help! *fap fap fap* ... *fap fap fap*
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I just ate a bunch of pills! where did you get them? from your closet.. Woah!Good luck with that kid.
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Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette That bitch
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