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someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds "are you gonna cry now?"
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gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff
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Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one
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no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single
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caught cheating asks for threesome
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Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school
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Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone
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Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair
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Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible
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"loyalty" tattooed across forearm Habitually cheats on girlfriend
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