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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
13,422 shares
Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
17,424 shares
eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
27,022 shares
cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,718 shares
Open windows room dusted
16,763 shares
Become a sperm donor FAP for money
15,563 shares
wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,108 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
18,487 shares
SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,271 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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Laugh more daily
