9229 shares
Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"
340,124 shares
Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version
97,562 shares
Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"
53,392 shares
Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before
204,765 shares
invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word
131,282 shares
Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"
247,453 shares
Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
571,896 shares
Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"
73,160 shares
Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues
358,953 shares
sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
536,146 shares
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