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Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute
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"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds
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Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot
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Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone
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Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit
26,483 shares
Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town
12,190 shares
Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend
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"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour
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Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him
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takes a trip to london
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