Scumbag Police

Scumbag Police - CALL POLICE BECAUSE NEIGHBOUR IS FALLING DOWN DRUNK & DEMANDING HIS CAR KEYS - ASK THEM TO KEEP ME OUT OF IT POLICE TELL HIM SOMEONE CALLED BECAUSE THEY OVERHEARD HIM AND REPEAT THE CALL VERBATIM - I AM THE ONLY NEIGHBOUR WITHING EARSHOT Scumbag Steve

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Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

"hey bro can i borrow your phone?" get calls looking for drugs for the rest of your life

"Hey bro, can I have some pizza if I contribute some cash?" hands you 32 cents after he eats 4 slices

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

"Hey bro can i play your xbox 360"? Red ring of death in 5 minutes

Gets Hit in Dodgeball Keeps playing

Gets Hit in Dodgeball Keeps playing

"Hey do you want to see a really cool website"? Opens Digg

Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

gets bitten by zombie tells no one

gets bitten by zombie tells no one
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