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Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
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Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
71,345 shares
Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
31,324 shares
Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
58,052 shares
Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
49,678 shares
Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
29,093 shares
Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
252,761 shares
Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
73,601 shares
receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
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