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checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention
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remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time
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Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again
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struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer
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forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep
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