Everything I learned in college can now be found for free on wikipedia
Smart enough to see all the things wrong in this world Not rich or powerful enough to fix them
I have two degrees but not enough job experience to be employable in my field
Knows the professor is wrong can't correct him without looking like a douche
I am so much smarter than my manager at starbucks
I have two masters and a doctorate, But I still need to go through the alphabet to find if J comes before K.
Laugh more daily