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Oh yeah baby - I DON'T USUALLY WEAR A CONDOM BUT WHEN I AM PLAYING HOUSE WITH KYLE TURTON, I MAKE SURE TO WRAP MY SNAKE. WHO KNOWS WHAT HAS BEEN UP THAT NASTY ASS. I SWEAR I HEARD SOMEONE TELL ME THEY LOST THEIR KEYS IN HERE THE LAST TIME I WAS IN HIS ASS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always screw up massively But when I do, I'm 100% convinced that I'm right

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I don't always watch movies with my parents but when i do, the first scene is a sex scene

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I don't always go to bed really late But when I do, I am always counting how many hours of sleep I can get

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I don't always use facebook chat but when I do, people who I don't want to talk to, talk to me.

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I don't always get a haircut But when I do, I use way too much shampoo the first time i shower

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I don't always brush my tongue But when I do, I almost vomit

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I don't always drink beer, But when I do,
I'm reminded why I don't.

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I don't always get complex math problems wrong But when I do, it's because of simple arithmetic mistakes

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I'm not always running late but when i am, i get stopped by every fucking red light

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I don't always browse reddit on work meetings But when I do, front page is full of nsfw
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