Oh yeah baby

Oh yeah baby - I DON'T USUALLY WEAR A CONDOM BUT WHEN I AM PLAYING HOUSE WITH KYLE TURTON, I MAKE SURE TO WRAP MY SNAKE. WHO KNOWS WHAT HAS BEEN UP THAT NASTY ASS. I SWEAR I HEARD SOMEONE TELL ME THEY LOST THEIR KEYS IN HERE THE LAST TIME I WAS IN HIS ASS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't

I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus

I don't always need the directions when cooking but when i do i've already thrown the box away

I don't always need the directions when cooking but when i do i've already thrown the box away

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always brush my teeth in front of somebody But when i do, I brush four times longer than I normally would

I don't always brush my teeth in front of somebody But when i do, I brush four times longer than I normally would

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot
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