When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. - CHRIS ROCK  Scumbag Steve

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Uses the last of the water in your Brita filter Doesn't refill it

Uses the last of the water in your Brita filter Doesn't refill it

Constantly makes fun of fat people Is Fat

Constantly makes fun of fat people Is Fat

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila

claims he has no money for the round he owes everyone Buys himself five shots of tequila

Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours

Restaurant closes at 11:00 Walks in door at 10:59 and stays for 2 hours

Receives confidential nude photos Shows them to everyone he knows

Receives confidential nude photos Shows them to everyone he knows

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can

Drinks all of the water from your brita pitcher Doesn't refill it

Drinks all of the water from your brita pitcher Doesn't refill it

Knocks on door while opening it

Knocks on door while opening it

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands

Is happy and knows it Doesn't clap hands

supposed to meet u at 3:00 pm 2:58___"I'm gona take a quick shower bro"

supposed to meet u at 3:00 pm 2:58___
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