When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. - CHRIS ROCK  Scumbag Steve

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overhears you telling a joke says the punchline

overhears you
telling a joke says the punchline

Post a grammar correction Uses "le" every other word in rage comic

Post a grammar correction Uses

Plays your 100% complete pokemon game "Sorry bro, didn't know you could only save one game"

Plays your 100% complete pokemon game

INVites you over to game makes you watch him play gta

INVites you over to game makes you watch him play gta

ask about a jacket left at his house sorry bro, 24 hour rule

ask about a jacket left at his house sorry bro, 24 hour rule

Finishes toilet paper roll Leaves it there

Finishes toilet paper roll Leaves it there

"Can I just get a cup for water?" Fills it with soda

Can I have a toaster strudel bro? Uses 3 packets of icing

Can I have a toaster strudel bro? Uses 3 packets of icing

Sees you rollin' Hates

Sees you rollin' Hates

Gets in a huge argument On r/trees

Gets in a huge argument On r/trees
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