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Wear Dress pants with no pockets carry all my shit in my bra
25,258 shares
long-term relationship let yourself go; he loves you for who you are now
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out of tampons, used BF's sock omg pregnant
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Fart out condom WTF happened last night
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Wear peeptoe heels only paint first three toes
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Take birth control to make boobs bigger
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Ran out of laundry detergent Wash panties in strawberry bubblebath & declare yourself awesome.
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guy asks how many people i've slept with half number and don't count blow jobs
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Pee and brush teeth at the same time in dorm shower Me Gusta
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Wear ripped up jeans all winter only shave where holes are
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