Still waiting for that SMS

Still waiting for that SMS - PHONE VIBRATES. THINK IT'S AN SMS. IT HAS LOW BATTERY 5 MINUTES LATER. PHONE VIBRATES. THINK IT'S AN SMS. IT STILL HAS NO BATTERY Forever Alone

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Achoo! .... Bless me

Achoo! .... Bless me

drink alcohol feel warm and fuzzy inside Is this what love feels like?

drink alcohol
feel warm and fuzzy inside Is this what love feels like?

secret santa! get my own name

secret santa! get my own name

Get a lapdance from Stripper Is this sex?

Get a lapdance from Stripper Is this sex?

Awesome new ringtone no one ever calls me

Awesome new ringtone no one ever calls me

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her

knee grazes the leg of girl sitting next to you she loves me.

knee grazes the leg of girl sitting next to you she loves me.

Buy condoms "just in case" Throw out packet because of expiry date

Buy condoms

got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

turn shower on hottest setting this is what a hug feels like, right?

turn shower on hottest setting this is what a hug feels like, right?
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