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reads fbf memes, these are some great tips
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CRAP. NAP. FAP. Repeat.
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fap into toilet paper "moist towelette"
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I Don't always shower.
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emerge from blackout at the wheel fuck yeah mcdonald's drive thru
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sock so full of cum it stops absorbing semen achievement unlocked
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