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Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
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Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
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Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
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Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
57,967 shares
Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
49,553 shares
Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
28,990 shares
Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
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Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
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FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
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receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
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