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I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again
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When i see little people I want to jump over them
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Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast Just to remind myself I am an adult
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I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with
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When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche
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When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.
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Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent
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I use Self-checkout So people working there don't judge my purchases
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I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches
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