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Says he's resting his eyes Doesn't fall asleep
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Is standing in the 10 items or less lane Has 10 items or less
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sees you driving round town with the girl he loves accepts it and moves on
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knows post is only for free karma upvotes anyway
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"can i just get a cup for water?" actually fills it with water
19,107 shares
liked a band you've probably never heard of introduces you to it
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Has a unibrow So nice no one notices it
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Gives you a ride to work Smokes 2 bowls with you on the way, and gives you a nug for after work
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Asks to here about your problems at work please tell me moar
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has a bitchy girlfriend breaks up with her
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