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teacher asks "who would do such a horrible thing to a woman?" and turns around to look at the class Had hand raised to ask a question
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Flips pillow it's warm
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Performs sexual favor for professor Gets lower grade
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Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner
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looks on the bright side goes blind
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Runs with scissors gets hit by bus.
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Surfs the web Drowns
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drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present "you're a great friend"
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Goes to stripclub Mom works there
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Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement
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