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Hey Bro let me see your laptop quick shit ton of crumbs in the keyboard when he hands it back
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Hey bro, can I bum a cigarette? Pulls out unopened pack an hour later
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asks to borrow electric razor shaves pubes with it
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"Yeah dude, I can DJ at your party" Brings laptop, opens up to youtube
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"Yeah thats like 3.5 grams" Only 2
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"Capitalism is ruining america" Uses laptop, high speed internet, ipod and youtube
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Dude, can I borrow some xbox games? sells them second hand at gamestop
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How come nobody ever takes out the trash? Has never taken the trash out
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Fraudulently lend billions of dollars to people who have no hope of repaying it have the fed bail you out
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Hey Brah can i use your Internet real quick? chris hansen shows Up
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