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the things I think about - I WONDER IF THE GIRL THAT GETS HIGH TO KEEP HIM OFF HER MIND... ...IS THE SAME GIRL THAT ONLY CALLS HIM WHEN SHE'S HIGH Philosoraptor

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If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES?

If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If people are "happy to pay their taxes" why do they pay as little as possible every year?

If people are

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?

If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?

If strippers are
exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?

if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?

if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?

If you truly lived everyday like it's your last It probably would be

If you truly lived everyday like it's your last It probably would be

Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ?

Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ?

If hipsters held a convention how would anybody find out?

If hipsters held a convention how would anybody find out?
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