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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses
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Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere
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Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble
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a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart
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Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.
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If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.
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What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.
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