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Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep
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Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.
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Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.
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Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.
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Hey, you know that girl you just met that is only in town for a couple of weeks? let's fall in love with her
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Remember that girl that treated us like shit and broke your heart? I miss her
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Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am
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Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing
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Remember that place you put that thing so you wouldn't forget it? Yeah, me neither.
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Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"
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