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Can't think of funny rage comic Doesn't make one
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Gets text while talking to you Turns phone off
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Sees GGG posts on r/trees Thinks "Good idea. I'll try that next time"
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asks to borrow some weed gives back double just for trusting him
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Accepts your invitation doesn't ask who else is going
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Sees thousands of people rioting scares them away
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Cooks you dinner Does the dishes, too.
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decides he doesn't actually want the peanut butter while shopping returns to the peanut butter aisle and puts it back
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invites you over for a ps3 session lets you be player 1
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Smokes everyone up at party Even scumbag steve
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