9244 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,022 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,732 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,688 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,305 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,429 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,101 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,802 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,061 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,805 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
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