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create dream that pisses you off knows it's fake, still pissed
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Hates being around people Hates being alone
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motivates you to workout once
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Hey that girl over there is pretty cute! Too bad I won't help you talk to her.
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7:00pm Yo, let's go to bed 2:00am Hey, Let's stay up forever.
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You learn something new everyday. You forget something old everyday.
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Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower
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knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops
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no worries, I know what to do for this project [Night before it's due] haha just kdding youre fucked
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WAKES YOU UP FIFTEEN MINUTES BEFORE ALARM DOESN'T WAKE YOU UP WHEN ALARM GOES OFF
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