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Susan, hold all my calls I found a twist-tie
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cleaning lady comes in is that a fucking vacuum?!
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We probably should close the door for this meeting. If I don't, you'll wander off. But, if I do, we both know you're just going to stand there, wanting to be let out.
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I'll tell you one thing Jenkins, this Tender Vittles merger is going to make us fat cats
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Something smells fishy here. Hope you brought enough for the whole office.
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Cheetahs just moved into the neighborhood why don't they just go back to africa
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You are not meeting our productivity expectations Time for your shower
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If you'll just leave your resume on the table over there I'll sleep on it
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WE'VE BEEN SHEDDING JOBS LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE OF THE RECESSION.
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your performance evaluation hangs by a thread
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