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Oh, so you want to sleep? Here are some thoughts about life, the universe and what you become when you die
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Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.
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Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.
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Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add the sound to your dream
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sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS
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Falls back asleep after turning alarm off Makes you dream that you got up and got ready for work
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Doesn't have any pain receptors Gives you a headache just to show you who's lord and master of your universe
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Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it
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Carrying something you can't just put down Heres an itch 4 different places on your body
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Finally falling asleep realizes something you said earlier in the day could be horribly misinterpreted
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