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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday
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"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.
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Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.
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I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4
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There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.
246,103 shares
"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.
630,231 shares
Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday
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Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois
364,123 shares
Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home
501,398 shares
Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
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