9265 shares
My friend asked me this when he wanted some croutons.
14,996 shares
He wanted me to get syrup
13,795 shares
Fruit is like... solid juice
29,505 shares
If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
30,587 shares
i smell like weed they should make skin febreze
19,126 shares
every book you've ever read is a combination of 26 different letters
150,027 shares
Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats
240,455 shares
dreams are people's screensavers
240,078 shares
Did you notice "?" is half a lightbulb Because when you get the answer you have a full lightbulb
721,421 shares
What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them
229,587 shares
Laugh more daily
