Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation.

Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation. -  GREAT PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IS NOW ON. THANKS TO CONGRESS. TURN THE OTHER STUFF OFF AND START WITH THAT SHIT. THANKS IDIOTS. Success Kid

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goes to use bathroom notices toilet paper is out before pooping

goes to use bathroom notices toilet paper is out before pooping

Forgot laptop in lecture hot girl in front of me is on reddit

Forgot laptop in lecture hot girl in front of me is on reddit

casually mention you want to watch a movie to crush She asks if you want to see it with her

casually mention you want to watch a movie to crush She asks if you want to see it with her

Skip class find out professor also skipped

Skip class find out professor also skipped

Facebook stalking cute girl who rejected me in high school she got fat

Facebook stalking cute girl who rejected me in high school she got fat

saw school bully working in mcdonalds

saw school bully working in mcdonalds

Found one more clean pair of socks Can put off doing laundry for another 2 days

Found one more clean pair of socks Can put off doing laundry for another 2 days

Laugh at meme on reddit during class coincides with teacher's joke

Laugh at meme on reddit during class coincides with teacher's joke

Hit off instead of snooze Still made it to work on time

Hit off instead of snooze Still made it to work on time

Write 5 page essay and power goes out Auto Saved 10 seconds before

Write 5 page essay and power goes out Auto Saved 10 seconds before
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