Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation.

Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation. -  GREAT PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IS NOW ON. THANKS TO CONGRESS. TURN THE OTHER STUFF OFF AND START WITH THAT SHIT. THANKS IDIOTS. Success Kid

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Girl Friend is a feminist She Pays for dinner

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Huge Snowstorm hits city 5 day weekend

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Forgot keys. Also forgot to lock the door.

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hot girl told me i smelled good didnt put on cologne

Held phone up higher in the air Message sent

Held phone up higher in the air Message sent

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Put pizza in oven Remembered to take out after 12-14 minutes

finishes shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time

finishes shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time

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Applies for job gets called about it 5 minutes later

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Ate Pancakes Didn't get any syrup on me

got boner while cuddling blow job

got boner while cuddling blow job
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