Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation.

Congress to the rescue(they think everything is about them). Senators are Superman. House of Rep are Batman. That's how cool we are as a nation. -  GREAT PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING IS NOW ON. THANKS TO CONGRESS. TURN THE OTHER STUFF OFF AND START WITH THAT SHIT. THANKS IDIOTS. Success Kid

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Turned on car radio Bohemian Rhapsody just started

Turned on car radio Bohemian Rhapsody just started

Posted link from Reddit to facebook Friends think I find this shit on my own

Posted link from Reddit to facebook Friends think I find this shit on my own

Guessed A on half the questions got an A

Guessed A on half the questions got an A

Found the restrooms on my own

Found the restrooms on my own

Took a shit Before i took a shower

Took a shit Before i took a shower

Used a wrinkled dollar on vending machine Got accepted

Used a wrinkled dollar on vending machine Got accepted

Didn't study for test Teacher's absent

Didn't study for test Teacher's absent

Sneezed while driving Didn't crash

Sneezed while driving Didn't crash

got job doing what i love no fucking drug test

got job doing what i love no fucking drug test

Got bullied by mean kid relentlessly fucked his sister

Got bullied by mean kid relentlessly fucked his sister
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