Just so we're clear....

Just so we're clear.... -  THEY'RE JUST MONITORING. BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS THEIR ENTIRE LIFE. THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HERMITS WHO WANT TO THINK THEY ARE THE COOL KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL. THAT'S IT. POLITICIANS AND PASTORS JUST TRYING TO BE THE COOL KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND RUINING TONS OF  Socially Awkward Penguin

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knows everyone at party still plays with the dog for 3 hours

knows everyone at party still plays with the dog for 3 hours

mistakenly says bye to someone at a party who isn't leaving tells everyone else bye and leaves

mistakenly says bye to someone at a party who isn't leaving  tells everyone else bye and leaves

Say hi to a friend in the supermarket Hide from them for the rest of the time to avoid awkward second "hello".

Say hi to a friend in the supermarket Hide from them for the rest of the time to avoid awkward second

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks "does it work?"

notices a girl's whistle and ask if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks

Pass Victoria's Secret at the mall look the other way so people don't think you're a pervert

Pass Victoria's Secret at the mall look the other way so people don't think you're a pervert

Hairdresser is ruining haircut "Looks great, thanks"

Hairdresser is ruining haircut

thinking about a conversation that happened weeks ago Makes corresponding facial expressions and laughs at the funny parts in public

thinking about a conversation that happened weeks ago Makes corresponding facial expressions and laughs at the funny parts in public

Dials someone's number heart starts racing, starts breathing heavily

Dials someone's number heart starts racing, starts breathing heavily

Hold the door for someone thank them

Hold the door for someone thank them

someones shopping cart is blocking the item you wanted to get acts intensely interested in the surrounding items until they move

someones shopping cart is blocking the item you wanted to get acts intensely interested in the surrounding items until they move
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