Oh, your child is 25 months? I'm 221 as of march
You think finals week is really hard? let me know how working 60 hours a week turns out
Oh, you beat me to that red light? You must really feel good about passing me.
You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs
Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?
It's so hard being a broke college student?
The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.
Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? please tell me more about how criminals follow laws
Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it
Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.
Oh, you like to threaten guys claiming that your boyfriend will beat them up? What a strong, independent woman you are.
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