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Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it
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Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times
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Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job
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Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there
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