YOU SAW FIREWORKS LAST NIGHT? PLEASE POST PICTURES SO I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
Oh, you're an aspiring DJ at a local club? One Large Number 4 Combo, please.
you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd
Oh, You're in a hurry?
Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.
oh you're an actor? at which restaurant?
Oh you just got dumped?
Please post more "somebody that I used to know" lyrics
Your parents pay for your food, gas, car, tuition and apartment?
Please, tell me more about being independent.
Oh you have finals? please tell me more about how hard your life is.
The avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more about how piracy is destroying hollywood
Oh, you got a new
boyfriend? Please go on posting how much
you love him every 15 minutes
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