for the record penguin

for the record penguin - TALLY UP SOME SKILL POINTS FOR IQ SCORES HANDS ON SCHOOL WORK. MAYBE SOME DOCTORS CAN FILL SOME FOLKS IN ON THIS. IT'S REALLY COMPETITIVE GETTING TO THIS POINT YOU GOTTA BE THE BEST. THEN YOU GET A JOB BECAUSE YOUR CORRUPT CHURCH COMMUNITY WANTS YOU TO DO THEM FAVORS. DOCTORS ARE STATUS JOBS AND Socially Awkward Penguin

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trip while walking look back at the ground so it looks like it wasn't my fault

trip while walking look back at the ground so it looks like it wasn't my fault

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt

Calls in sick to work just for a day off acts sick the rest of the day to lessen guilt

Hears someone laughing Checks clothing, face and hair because they must be laughing at me

Hears someone laughing Checks clothing, face and hair because they must be laughing at me

Oh god, I don't know any of these people pull out phone and fake text

Oh god, I don't know any of these people pull out phone and fake text

Professor begins to take attendance Adrenaline rush

Professor begins to take attendance Adrenaline rush

Calls someone Adrenaline rush

Calls someone Adrenaline rush

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms  doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary

Blind person asks for directions Points

Blind person asks for directions Points

Opens door for cute girl and the 15 other people behind her

Opens door for cute girl and the 15 other people behind her

Says something that makes people laugh Repeats it in head for hours after

Says something that makes people laugh  Repeats it in head for hours after
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