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Say something funny, only one person hears person repeats it, everyone laughs
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Suspects other penguin of stealing nest rocks Avoids confrontation and continues working
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Sees a cool facebook post from a couple of seconds ago Waits an hour before liking it so that it doesn't seem like he's on facebook non stop
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Proof read message to intellectual girl you're trying to impress 10 times Instantly pick up errors after submitting
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Strongly supports 99% Stays at home to avoid 99%
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Pull Up Beside Car At Stop Light Pull up a little further after stopping so we don't make eye contact
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Builds up courage to buy a girl a drink Debit card declined
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go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it
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See Someone I know Ignore them and wait to see if they say hello
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Think of a million smooth things to say 10 seconds after she walks away
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