Cool with the lists but yeah feel free to do whatever

Cool with the lists but yeah feel free to do whatever - THIS IS STUPID, BUT IF ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH NUMBER 2 DOES ANYTHING TO NUMBER 1 THEN THERE IS NO NUMBER 2 ON THE LIST.  THERE MAY BE 2 NUMBER TWOS. I'M JUST A BUM. YOUR PASTORS ARE MESSING WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT EYZA IS THE ONLY PERSON YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MARRY OR DATE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again

Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again

Police officer: "Anything to drink tonight sir?" Me: "No thanks."

Police officer:

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Subway Girl: "Bread?" Me: "Yes, please."

Subway Girl:

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home
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