penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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I didn't get a great sleep last night.

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ASKING THEM TO BE QUITE ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE

Socially awkward penguin strikes again!

GETS IN A FIGHT MAKES SOUND EFFECTS

I should just drop out of college now...

GUY I HAVE A CRUSH ON SINCE FOREVER FINALLY SAYS HI IN CLASS

Oh God Why

STALKS CRUSH ON FACEBOOK  ACCIDENTALLY LIKES STATUS FROM 2009

Guys I messed up bad...

FARTS IN FRONT OF JEWISH FRIEND AND SHE GETS OFFENDED. SAYS

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row "Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Thank You"

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row
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