penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel

Hang out with two friends who've never met eachother still the third wheel

sees friend walking in the distance looks down until they are close enough to say hi

sees friend walking in the distance looks down until they are close enough to say hi

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Friend cancels plans for tonight secretly relieved

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Tells friend an interesting story He's the one who told you about it before

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy

Sees awkward moment on tv changes the channel out of empathy

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story  slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

I'm sorry for being so apologetic

I'm sorry for being so apologetic

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says "yeah" and hopes it's the correct response for what they said

can't understand someone during a conversation laughs and says

"You apologize too much." I'M Sorry

delivery man rings doorbell stays perfectly silent until they leave, then picks up package from porch

delivery man rings doorbell stays perfectly silent until they leave, then picks up package from porch
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