penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word "black"

Trying to describe black friend Avoid use of the word

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money inside while reading card

Phone rings while holding it doesn't pick up immediately to pretend being busy

Phone rings while holding it doesn't pick up immediately to pretend being busy

Trys to hold back sneeze in quiet environment Makes awful alien like noise that gets everyones attention

Trys to hold back sneeze in quiet environment Makes awful alien like noise that gets everyones attention

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting

Came out of handicap stall guy in wheelchair was waiting

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm "Alex" now.

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm

No empty double seats on bus, sits next to stranger Another seat becomes empty, doesn't take it for fear of offending current seat-mate

No empty double seats on bus, sits next to stranger Another seat becomes empty, doesn't take it for fear of offending current seat-mate

Hair cut isn't right "OH YEAH THAT'S NICE THANKS"

Hair cut isn't right

Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end

Finishes giving presentation to class Claps with them at the end
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