penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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end all sentences with lol to make sure people know you aren't angry

end all sentences with lol to make sure people know you aren't angry

Tries to tip cute girl Knocks over tip jar creating chaos and despair

Tries to tip cute girl Knocks over tip jar creating chaos and despair

Use friend's bathroom, there's already pee on toilet seat wipe it up so people don't think it was you

Use friend's bathroom, there's already pee on toilet seat wipe it up so people don't think it was you

Asks someone a question. Can't understand response Oh Okay thanks

Asks someone a question. Can't understand response Oh Okay thanks

sending a text while drunk spends 20 minutes spelling every word correctly

sending a text while drunk spends 20 minutes spelling every word correctly

cute girl in class turns around to wave at friend think shes waving at you so you wave back

cute girl in class turns around to wave at friend think shes waving at you so you wave back

Remembers name of his neighbor's dog but not the name of his neighbor

Remembers name of his neighbor's dog but not the name of his neighbor

got pinched by a girl for not wearing green got a boner

got pinched by a girl for not wearing green got a boner

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert

Tell girl she is cute Feel like you accomplished something the entire day

Tell girl she is cute Feel like you accomplished something the entire day
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