penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Hold door open for hot girl door to men's restroom

Hold door open for hot girl   door to men's restroom

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

ipod dies on bus leaves headphones in so no one talks to you

Waitress says "Please come again" "You Too"

Waitress says

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

CUTE girl accidentally puts her foot on his under the table tries to stay as still as possible

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

Participation Marks? There goes my gpa

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

stalk crush on facebook Accidentally like status from 2007

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

suffer some humiliation spend the next hour imagining life with superpowers

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Tried to sneak picture of hot girl in class forgot new phone has flash.

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five
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