penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back

Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper

Concentrate very hard on making eye contact during a conversation missed the conversation because I was concentrating too hard on making eye contact

Concentrate very hard on making eye contact during a conversation missed the conversation because I was concentrating too hard on making eye contact

Serving a little person at work, they don't quite have enough money "It's ok if you're a little short"

Serving a little person at work, they don't quite have enough money

Talk to a girl with speech defect at a party don't realize she has a speech defect and play along with her "funny" articulation

Talk to a girl with speech defect at a party don't realize she has a speech defect and play along with her

Offered Cocaine "no thanks, i'm full"

Offered Cocaine

Thinks of something to say during a group conversation but the topic changes before I get the chance to say it. Doesn't say anything at all because it's not the right time anymore

Thinks of something to say during a group conversation but the topic changes before I get the chance to say it. Doesn't say anything at all because it's not the right time anymore

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building "I could cut it with a knife. the awkwardness, not you"

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building

guy next to me in the elevator farts bless you

guy next to me in the elevator farts bless you

Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi

Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi
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