penguin on/off the record

penguin on/off the record - EYEM A SOCIOPATH  SO I NEED STABILITY WITH MY WOMEN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. JUST PLEASE DO NOT GET CONFUSED. DON'T LET OTHER PEOPLE TELL YOU STUFF THAT ISN'T TRUE. HEY I'M ALL SET UP WITH MY PLANS JUST HOLD OFF ON BEIN PSYCHO OVER ME BECAUSE AN ASSHOLE CONFUSED YOU. THE ONL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand

Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand

Tell crush you like her Apologize

Tell crush you like her Apologize

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again ANYWHERE. EVER.

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again  ANYWHERE.  EVER.

Opens door for girl walks in first

Opens door for girl walks in first

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way
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